SUPER DOOPER POOPER SCOOPER

A politically correct
Device for my pet
A proper pooping pick-up
Endorsed by my vet
With four power settings 
For size and weight
All my neighbours
Think that it’s great

Super Dooper Pile-O-Pooper
Solar Powered Pooper Scooper
I got me one
Super Dooper Pile-O-Pooper
Solar Powered Pooper Scooper
It’s so much fun
Super Dooper Pile-O-Pooper
Solar Powered Pooper Scooper
All my friends love me
Cause I am the man
Who digs feces

When there’s a job to be done
And there’s lots of dung
People call me up
Cause I am the one
When lawns are in peril
Or there’s risk to shoes
I got the golden touch
Cause I like poo

Dung or poo
Might not mean that much
To you
Excrement means everything
To me
Cause you see 
I’ve a – 




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